List of stuff that’s socialism

• Abolition of property in land and application of all rents of land to public purposes
• Heavy progressive or graduated income taxes
• Abolition of all rights of inheritance
• Confiscations of the property of all emigrants and rebels
• Centralisations of credit in the hands of the state, by means of a national bank with State capital and an exclusive monopoly
• Centralisation of the means of communication and transport in the hands of the State
• Extension of factories and instruments of production owned by the State; the bringing into cultivation of waste-lands, and the improvement of the soil generally in accordance with a common plan
• Equal liability of all to work. Establishment of industrial armies, especially for agriculture
• Combination of agriculture with manufacturing industries; gradual abolition of all the distinction between town and country by a more equable distribution of the populace over the country
• Free education for all children in public schools. Abolition of children’s factory labour in its present form.
• Combination of education with industrial production
• ‘The state’ owning the means of production
• The state owning any means of production
• The state interfering in the market
• The state interfering in the economy
• The state interfering in anything
• The New Deal
• Social democracy
• Same‐sex marriage
• Grocery store shelves being unstocked
• Breadlines
• Poverty
• Banning people from online forums
• Feminism
• Abortions
• Universal healthcare
• The COIVD‐19 lockdown
• The Chernobyl disaster
• Neoliberalism
• Augusto Pinochet
• Nazism (obviously!)
• Fascism
• Neofascism
• Slavery
• Feudalism
• Neofeudalism
• The U.S. prison complex
• The inability to sell meth publicly to high schoolers
• Japanese Imperialism
• Imperialism in general
• Racism
• Antiracism
• Native American reserves
• The Amish
• YouTube
• Google
• The Smurfs
• Companies making more expensive products from cheaper materials to inflate their profits
• The Belgian Congo Company
• The Great Depression and its causes
• Early U.S. colonialism
• Detroit, Michigan
• The U.S. military
• Jordan Peterson (he has Soviet artwork in his house, what more proof could you possibly need?)
• Sargon of Akkad
• President Woodrow Wilson
• President Herbert Hoover
• Presidents Theodore Roosevelt and FDR
• President Trump
• The Christchurch shooter
• The Democratic Party
• The Republican Party
• Henry Ford
• Suharto
• Milton Friedman
• Propertarians in general
• Bourgeois liberalism
• Bourgeois enlightenment
• Bourgeois financial reform
• Building a railway where a canal already existed
• Defending oneself with a cane when one is attacked with a rapier

If you think that one or more of these items isn’t socialism, you’re an idiot.

Now name other stuff in the comments below.