I am totally a CIA agent, HexBear is under investigation for... stuff! All you commies need to give me a shoebox will all your money in it now or you're totally going to Gitmo!

DM with with your address immediately and I'll show up with a van to take all your money.

::: spoiler spoiler this is a joke if that wasn't obvious :::

::: spoiler spoiler OR IS IT!?!?!? Better have your money ready just in case! :::