Self-propelled multipurpose couch "EXPERT"

• Crew: 1-6 strategists

(or 8 if not too fat)

• TOP SECRET!

Fuel tank

24*0.5l, 2500 comments on full tank. Possible installation of additional tank.

Air bag[safety pillow]

Optical caterpillars

Provide speed up to 100Mbps

Teflon seat for couch driver

Protects pillow from combusting

Containers of dynamic protection against enemy cat

Missle silo cover

Three couch-internet missles

Can hit/penetrate to the soul any opponent