badposting
EllenKelly
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2mo ago
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So one time I was hanging out on a tree branch with a sign that read 'plz don't kill my friends', and some guy named Tim walzed up and offered me a candy before proceeding to saw the branch off
He's just like my dad frfr no cap. I could have a beer with him, but I bet he'd blurt out something racist almost right away.
He's a regular guy with a net worth of merely 150k-800k, and a cushy pension, he's so selfless!
If you don't vote for biden harris you're literally spitting in my face (non-consensually).
hang on, I can hear someone banging on my door, I think they shouted something about National Guard? No such thing as a free lunch.
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