Why do I do this, really?

Haven't shaved in like a week, got a gnarly neckbeard growing: "Fuck this I'm so fucking gross and ugly why even both shaving I'll just be disgusting to look at no matter what."

After shaving: "Oh wow I guess I am kind of pretty and I look good when I take care of myself"

Proceed to not shave for another week. Rinse and repeat.