For those who remember the Ape News Network's traffic report

For many of the early years in this 84 year old saga, u/mr_boost brought us a daily report from the streets of South Amboy, New Jersey, and it was glorious. We even got a couple traffic reports from the eye-in-the-sky before he signed off.

I miss that ape, but I also get that doing something on the regular with this stonk means you're in it for the long haul, and sometimes you need a break. So I hope when something is really goin' on that we'll get some traffic updates again, but until then we have the memories.

"Stay Stonky."

...and I also noticed the pens I use protect against fraud, seems fitting!