Jokes You Can Tell Your Mom
captainastronaut
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Vacuum cleaner salesman
A Vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on my door.
Before I could speak he tipped a bucket of dog poop over my carpet and said: "If this vacuum doesn't remove every trace of it, I'll personally eat what's left."
I replied: "I hope you're hungry because they cut off my electric this morning"
Originally posted to Reddit by Van_De_Lisme
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