Blackout 10h ago • 50%
I don't think God asked Mary for permission and he will make you preganent if he wants to.
Blackout 10h ago • 100%
Robots are stupid, that's why Telsa has humans control them
Blackout 10h ago • 100%
Instead of cooking the fries he'll give them a hit of his spray tan
Blackout 12h ago • 100%
Now when I hear the name Arnold Palmer I will no longer think of the drink.
Blackout 12h ago • 100%
I remember when this album came out. I was 10 years old and anti-capitalist af.
Blackout 13h ago • 83%
A second is long enough. It's like 1000 milliseconds.
Blackout 2d ago • 100%
I thought we agreed to use rhinos as the measuring unit for drugs?
Blackout 2d ago • 100%
The grocery stores have shit bread. It's also the reason people don't buy these ones there. Cause if you like good bread you will go to a bakery or make it at home.
Blackout 2d ago • 100%
Lindsey is getting ready to work the corner, his hands are tied, anything for the party ;)
Blackout 2d ago • 100%
That's what he gets for trashing Detroit. I'm sure everyone that works his rallies hates him
Blackout 2d ago • 100%
Jupiter help us when they finally make it to Little Caesars and discover it's just pizza
Blackout 2d ago • 69%
Hey it's an entitled little man in the flesh. As a lifelong biker fuck you. My taxes pay for the roads too. Cars are traffic so it makes no sense for them to get impatient and risk the lives of others. The car is the one not obeying the laws.
Blackout 2d ago • 100%
No shortage of material there
Blackout 4d ago • 100%
The people they are listing were known conservatives. I would say Trump removed all shame from people who were reserved about it before.
Blackout 4d ago • 92%
His hatred for immigrants is probably the only thing keeping him alive right now.
Blackout 5d ago • 100%
Made in China with the latest in Tin technology
Blackout 5d ago • 100%
Can you smell the succulence?
Blackout 6d ago • 80%
Thank you for your
Blackout 6d ago • 85%
If only we had a time machine. We could go back to 1998 and assassinate Joe Meme before he ever invented the damn things. That's what I would do. Oh and take care of baby Hitler.
Blackout 6d ago • 88%
This is common. I was a no-pet person until my wife convinced me to get a cat. That kitten did not care about my space. It was on my lap anytime it wanted and he was going to kiss my face or else. Its hard to push away something that loves you from the first moment.
My 19yr old immortal kitty Orion was just found, nearly a week after he wandered off. He's old and his vision/hearing isn't the best. While I kept looking and giving all the neighbors flyers I was prepared for the worst. Nothing has ever loved me so unconditionally and I am so grateful for his return.
I still don't understand why they didn't take a European Swallow to Mt Doom but what do I know :|
Orion, 19/M, single When he was young he snuck into my engine bay (older wrangler with plenty of space), went all the way to work (1.5hr commute), waited all day (luckily in covered parking), and then popped out when I got home. Bonus: https://files.catbox.moe/9d57dx.jpg