What if it was a trap? Why did someone make an ornament of this psychopath?

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That is not Miles O'Brien. Am I in a BORG created nightmare? I want back to the 24th century. This sham can be seen here: https://youtu.be/xn94KfL3HYU

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Eight lucky ladies!
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    I swear our brains are linked lol. Its ladies night on Risa!

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    A good grade at parties
  • Blackout Blackout 10mo ago 100%

    They are such overachievers. I would only disappoint my Vulcan daddy and join the Vulcan circus.

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  • This could be our best chance at a Quark's/Cheers crossover!
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    Its a script I've been pushing for 20 years. Please, someone get me a pitch meeting with anyone there. Janitor, I.T., the ghost of Robert Evans.

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  • screenrant.com

    Is anyone here president of Paramount?

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    I've been working on 3 new looks for the family dinner this weekend...
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    Can you post your question in the form of a look?

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  • Should get me out of a few conversations

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    If you don't pay for premium its nothing but the same Haggis ad over and over again :/
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    I was originally going to make him sing the milkshake song but I think he would have been a doja fan

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  • Shout out to my homies at Cygnus-x1.net! You make memeing fun.

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    Exploring some deep space questions
  • Blackout Blackout 10mo ago 97%

    Both wrong, its more like this:

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    Relationship Goals
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    You can only choose one.
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    I prefer Jamico on my toast for brekky

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  • Wae da Captain expect a miracle buh ma union sez ya git a break. Tha mi a' dol ga dhèanamh. Pog mo Thoin!

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    It's been a stressful week in Engineering
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    Oh no, star trek nerds have invaded Risa, someone do something!

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    It's been a stressful week in Engineering
  • Blackout Blackout 10mo ago 100%

    This isn't real world, its just a hallucination, you aren't really here right now, you are actually in a vat of goo, powering a cyborg's air fryer.

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    If not for Janeway, I'd snap you out of existence.
  • Blackout Blackout 10mo ago 100%

    by this episode she had already called dibs on killing him and Q respects schoolyard rules.

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    I have seen this meme more times than there are stars in the galaxy
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    See that's your problem, you should buy some instead.

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    To boldy go where no Christmas has gone before
  • Blackout Blackout 11mo ago 100%

    I will make some and mail them to 7 random losers. It could be you flying squid if you trust me with your address ;) Alternative is meeting me behind the Detroit Greyhound terminal where I usually hang out.

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    MFW I just saved the universe for the 11th time and no one bothered to thank me
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    Technically he's all nurbs, but aren't we all?

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    MFW I just saved the universe for the 11th time and no one bothered to thank me
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    Are you really going to diss this man's hair? He just saved the universe for the 11th time, not cool :(

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  • Ooo-eee-oooo dwee dee doo dee daaaaaa! Download your own here: https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:4587596

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    Looks like it will be another lonely Christmas for the Rozhenko family.
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    Just 135,000,000 more to go and you're done.

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    May your days be filled with gold plated latinum and yamok sauce.

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    Just this one, now back to work Bajoran scum!

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    https://startrek.website/pictrs/image/2b38a6b1-d2c0-410c-94cd-b87fc37df99f.jpeg

    I mean, what are you doing here? Are you looking for instructions to rebuild the manifold in a 1967 corvette? That's one door down mate.

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    *meme edited for average Lemmy attention span.

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    https://s5.gifyu.com/images/S8J1m.gif

    This is my last one of these, spending 10-12 hours a day on memes. I've lost my job, my wife has left me and my cat ran away. At least I have you Risa <3

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    I dont do it to my own post guys, but the whole world must witness our greatness.

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