Anon turns 30
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    CaptnNMorgan
    1mo ago 100%

    Me too, I woke up with 2 or 3 phone numbers in my pocket. I texted one of them and was greeted by an angry boyfriend, I either didn't text the others or they didn't reply, but it boosted my confidence a lot. So much so that I was able to talk to girls before I blacked out

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    Oddly accurate...
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    CaptnNMorgan
    1mo ago 100%

    But Avatar doesn't have a lot of blood or any sexual themes. While Schneider's shows had really weird scenes putting children in sexually suggestive situations. I also don't know anything about the creators of Avatar becoming bodyguards

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    What's your radical opinion?
    I need eyebleach after seeing that horrible trailer
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    CaptnNMorgan
    2mo ago 100%

    I'm not going in expecting to see citizen cane. I'm looking forward to see Jack Black perform. If he's a small cameo I'll be sad I watched it, but I'm hoping they do a respawn joke so he is there the whole time

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    We need this
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    Slut shaming rule
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    CaptnNMorgan
    2mo ago 100%

    It can be slick and pulling in while also squeezing so tight that it hurts. They aren't mutually exclusive

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    Slut shaming rule
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    CaptnNMorgan
    2mo ago 14%

    I don't think that's true. Vaginas stretch out with use. You are right that if the dicks kept getting bigger, they would stretch it more, but the same sized dick can absolutely stretch out a pussy over time. My anecdotal evidence is having a sexual relationship with someone who's pussy was so tight it hurt sometimes, stopped being so tight over time, then we stopped talking for like 6 months and when we had sex again she was almost as tight as the first time we had sex.

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  • Has anyone gotten a cart that doesn't work at all but after a few months out of the blue, you try it and it works? It's happened to me twice this year and it's tripping me the fuck out. Same battery, same cartridge, different day. I'm hoping someone can think of a logical explanation so I don't have to believe in magic. Right now I'm thinking it's either my own personal "Mandela effect", like I swapped to a universe where it worked. OR it's some kind of magic, whether that's an angel or a goblin or a ghost or something idk.

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    I decided I want to be a Leprechaun that gets into adventures trying to help and hinder people based on how I feel about them at that moment. I chose halfling druid class and I use shillelagh and good berry mainly. I'm also thinking about adding the fighter class. But I'm hoping for some creative suggestions for spells and items I could use for my leprechaun and class build ideas for a potentially better version than what I'm currently using Edit: this is also my first playthrough so please be light on the spoilers

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