4chan
4chan Early_To_Risa 2h ago 100%
Beans
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Anon misses his German Sheppy
  • Early_To_Risa Early_To_Risa 2h ago 100%

    Greentexts giveth and taketh away

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  • Anon goes on a double date
  • Early_To_Risa Early_To_Risa 2d ago 100%

    I'm not sure why anon is making a big deal out of that.

    This Anon doesn't seem like someone with a healthy attitude toward relationships...

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  • Anon is a conspiracy theorist.
  • Early_To_Risa Early_To_Risa 1w ago 100%

    People seem to be upvoting and enjoying the discussion on this one, so I think we can let it slide this time.

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  • Anon finally touches grass
  • Early_To_Risa Early_To_Risa 2w ago 100%

    Frankly all of 4chan should.

    But then our supply chain of clinically insane greentexts would fail.

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  • Anon has a problem with inaccurate game titles
  • Early_To_Risa Early_To_Risa 2w ago 100%

    Resident Evil:

    Numerous non-residents are evil too

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  • Anon gets a pizza
  • Early_To_Risa Early_To_Risa 2w ago 100%

    Did you keep it?

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  • Anon gets a pizza
  • Early_To_Risa Early_To_Risa 2w ago 100%

    Sometimes Anon says or does something so ridiculous that we just have to respond to it out of sheer frustration or disbelief.

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  • 4chan the hacker. Complete psychopath.
  • Early_To_Risa Early_To_Risa 3w ago 100%

    Anon is out of control

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  • Anon watches an old concert video
  • Early_To_Risa Early_To_Risa 3w ago 50%

    This is a well-established and active server, and I don't have any political agenda. If I did, my personal politics are very left, so that wouldn't be where I'd start.

    Chill and enjoy the greentexts or filter the community if you're not enjoying them.

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  • Anon gets a lesson in genetics
  • Early_To_Risa Early_To_Risa 4w ago 98%

    Anon doesn't realize how good he has it.

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  • Anon has a lucid dream
  • Early_To_Risa Early_To_Risa 4w ago 97%

    God doesn't come around these parts

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  • Anon has trouble assimilating
  • Early_To_Risa Early_To_Risa 4w ago 100%

    There's just something about it

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  • Anon falls in love
  • Early_To_Risa Early_To_Risa 1mo ago 100%

    Never knowing what to expect is the fun part of reading greentexts.

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  • Anon falls in love
  • Early_To_Risa Early_To_Risa 1mo ago 100%

    Guy love deaf girl. Girl hearing fixed. Guy say he love her.

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  • hmmm 😈
  • Early_To_Risa Early_To_Risa 1mo ago 100%

    Many Yiddish words like "schlep" are so mainstream that it doesn't even register with me.

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  • Anon has a Bean Boy
  • Early_To_Risa Early_To_Risa 1mo ago 100%

    Beans

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  • Anon doesn't like reddit
  • Early_To_Risa Early_To_Risa 2mo ago 100%

    AI really is taking our jobs, huh?

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  • Anon tries to find greentexts in their natural habitat
  • Early_To_Risa Early_To_Risa 2mo ago 100%

    Step 1. Give up your sanity

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  • Anon casts a healing spell
  • Early_To_Risa Early_To_Risa 2mo ago 100%

    This is like an episode of House.

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  • Anon drives a bus
  • Early_To_Risa Early_To_Risa 2mo ago 100%

    I've just been saving random greentexts for years that get posted elsewhere. It's much better than trying to sift through the porn and other garbage yourself.

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