Not born on the same date

Ummm, that's problematic sweaty

Legal consenting adult: I consent

Legal consenting adult: I consent

Twitter: I DONT

Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?

phrasing

GOM JABBAR!

Biden ate the Dementia Dementia Fruit

It doesn't give you any powers, just dementia

bathe in it

It makes you wonder, if he grew up under radically different circumstances, if he'd have been an okay guy. Anytime I feel a tinge of sympathy for an overall bad person, I wonder.

Not sure if I've had those with cucumbers in them, but I'd be willing to try if not!

Rest In Power Yahya, hope when one head is cut off that many more will take it's place.

Raw cucumber, it's the "soap cilantro" gene but all the time.

Infinitely inferior to cooked or pickled.

I know they only endorsed the main 2, but the idea of someone endorsing every candidate in a given election is pretty chad, ngl.

10 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Steve Jobs and Bob Hope...

Freudian slip? Sad, in a way.

They've basically confirmed what fans have suspected happens offscreen.

e-jihadist is a very funny term with very funny implications

everyone always talks about ren faires, but what about stimpy faires?

Was worried that the actual Onion had posted Liberalism, but thankfully it's some knockoff

"Bigger male waste"

I think it'd be more effective in the long run if lazy owners who got caught get disciplined in some way. Having others do it for them doesn't solve the core problem and they'll just keep doing it.

Along with "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails