"Free ads that you can't turn off"

Can AI do proper debugging and troubleshooting? That's when I'll start to get worried

Password managers. People will use anything but that: paper, notes app (without any security), using the same password everywhere...

Goats, you shall not pass!

Got it. USB plugs have spin 1/2

Did you just assume my distro?

For the record, I use Debian

People still use Ubuntu?

It's not that easy, Google heavily dictates the development goals of Android. It's basically developed behind closed doors, and then the source is dumped to the public after each release. Still better than iOS, but nothing like regular Linux distros

My pocket calculator: does not run anything

Conclusion: my pocket calculator wins. Always

Nothing is as permanent as a temporary solution

Or, as someone put it: we are brains piloting bone mechs with muscle armor

"Narf!"

Telegram started the enshittification route already. Premium version, locked features and stickers, spam about their crypto crap, and now these useless stories

Isn't it too early for another pandemic? Like, a century too early?

Ah right, for some reason I couldn't read it properly. My bad

If they were parallel they wouldn't meet. See °C and K

MemeScanner

Does OCR on memes (or images in general), so you can search them by text

Technically, yes... but if it's in movie/show, you already know it's fiction

I just imagined someone who's smiling only while being looked at, and making an angry face otherwise. Perfect nightmare fuel

Biblically accurate chitons