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    MalarchoBidenism
    1w ago 100%

    How Top German neo-Nazi could have won:

    >Don't trip on a root, focus on the trail
    >Demand the trees not have their roots exposed
    >Don't fall off the cliff, hike it immediately
    >Zerg rush the trees to cut off their roots
    >Ally with the birds against gravity
    >ignore the ground

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    MalarchoBidenism
    1w ago 100%

    The whole argument rests on the notions that you can't possibly care about the well being of people you don't know, and that that's somehow required for human beings to work cooperatively.

    You can tell this is true because there's no such thing as "charity" or "Wikipedia"

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    I really thought libs would care about genocide even a tiny bit
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    MalarchoBidenism
    3w ago 100%

    A few years ago, "let's compromise and only do half genocide" was an over the top parody of how centrists think. It was deliberately hyperbolic and provocative because nobody seriously believes in "half genocide", you would think.

    Now liberals are actually arguing for voting for the Democrats on the basis that "both will aid the genocide but the republicans will aid it more and harm other groups too". hypersus

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  • German "Antifa" has completely lost it
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    MalarchoBidenism
    4w ago 100%

    Anti-LGBT activists, war criminals, Eve Fartlow fans, Ukrainian neo-Nazis and child molesters, they have all been united in their love of Israel.

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    Bulletins and News Discussion from September 16th to September 22nd, 2024 - This Megathread Is Dedicated To The Brave Mujahideen Fighters of Afghanistan - COTW: Afghanistan
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    MalarchoBidenism
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    When people told me they hated dying in a nuclear holocaust or (far worse) that they were “not fans,” I wish I had said in no uncertain terms: “I love dying in a nuclear holocaust. I am in awe of it. I am set free by it. It will be the finest event our galaxy has ever seen.”

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    ![chad-trotsky](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/1666b21b-20ff-4ddc-b985-4ce2919b2ee8.png "emoji chad-trotsky") - Um, they're ok. ![huey-lewis](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/5fb646c9-4a86-4d43-b2b8-e7d0ba4b0fa6.png "emoji huey-lewis") - Their early work was a little too liberal for my taste. But when ChapoChat came out in '20, I think they really came into their own, politically and artistically. The whole site has a pig, poop balls, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the posts a big boost. They've been compared to Lemmygrad, but I think CTH has a far more silly, strigine sense of humor. ![chad-trotsky](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/1666b21b-20ff-4ddc-b985-4ce2919b2ee8.png "emoji chad-trotsky") - Hey, Halberstram? ![huey-lewis](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/5fb646c9-4a86-4d43-b2b8-e7d0ba4b0fa6.png "emoji huey-lewis") - Yes, Trotsky? ![chad-trotsky](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/1666b21b-20ff-4ddc-b985-4ce2919b2ee8.png "emoji chad-trotsky") - Why are there Stan Kelly sickos all over the place? Do you... Do you have a cat? A little indoor cat or something? ![huey-lewis](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/5fb646c9-4a86-4d43-b2b8-e7d0ba4b0fa6.png "emoji huey-lewis") ![purge-2](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/c54c4ca9-470f-435e-b716-bdda29606ac0.png "emoji purge-2") - No, Trotsky! ![chad-trotsky](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/1666b21b-20ff-4ddc-b985-4ce2919b2ee8.png "emoji chad-trotsky") - Is that a Stalin emote? ![huey-lewis](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/5fb646c9-4a86-4d43-b2b8-e7d0ba4b0fa6.png "emoji huey-lewis") - Yes it is! In '21, the chapos released this: Hexbear, their most accomplished site. I think their undisputed masterpiece is c/badposting. A comm so shitty, most people probably don't look at the posts. But they should, because it's not just about tactical diaper bags and AI art of Godzilla holding pregnant Henry Cavill, it's also a personal statement about the posters themselves! ::: spoiler Hey, Trotsky! ![pika-pickaxe](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/2e7cd0ae-a61c-4ff4-ac65-cd8ddd31fad4.png "emoji pika-pickaxe") Try sending in a silly letter now, you fucking stupid bastard! :::

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    You keep saying that which is ironically quite a childish position. "Stop bombing children" "stop bombing children" completely oblivious to the complexity of the situation

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    Fascists: I want everyone in the same country, rich and poor alike, to accept their place in the hierarchy and do their part to protect our Glorious Nation™ from foreigners. Seriously you guys, I can't stress enough how much I hate communism and want literally the exact opposite of what they want. Surely nobody will ever lump us- Liberals: C O L L E C T I V I S M :galaxy-brain:

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