Thanks. I got this pattern on Etsy! I'd share the link but it appears the seller has taken it down already

Of course Ernest can lift Thor's hammer, he's walked The Path of the Brave!

Jesus H Christ... That was bleak lol

It's supposed to be the Germans version of the "funniest joke in the world" from the Monty Python sketch they were talking about in the previous comment. I'm pretty sure they made it nonsensical because they never actually say what the English version of the joke is lol almost all of them were fluent in German

"Dear American Express, enclosed is a meaningless piece of paper on which I have written an amount of non existent money. If you do not return this useless garbage back to me I will assume that my debt has been cleared.

Sincerely, (Name redacted)"

This... makes me glad I never watched that movie

Jim Carrey in "The Number 23". It was a rare serious role for him where he was supposed to be this sort of noir edgy tough guy. The more serious he got the more comical the whole thing seemed lol

Is this still a thing that people get upset about though? Personally I think a man sitting down just to pee is kind of silly, but I certainly wouldn't make fun or get upset about it. I think the last time I heard someone make a joke about men sitting to pee was like 15 years ago lol

Probably not much unless they're Superman

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

Who decides which "fascists" deserve to die in this scenario? Are you specifically targeting actual self proclaimed fascist world leaders, or just anyone you disagree with who you feel "seems like a fascist"?

For your scenario to work you would have to elect someone who could dictate who deserves to die. That would be giving this "dictator" full unquestioned power over life and death... You see how quickly this all falls apart right?

I would imagine autistic people have the same various talents as anyone else. Being autistic doesn't immediately give someone access to some mysterious specific "talent" like The X-Men lol

Thurman is short for Turd Ferguson

Thanks! It's still 2am here, but I'm glad you enjoyed it lol

Is candy corn crunchy now? I always thought it was kind of soft and chewy... I haven't had any for a while though

I was just going to comment mine is the entire album Reign in Blood lol I'm glad I'm not the only one

If you tell me we're having "coconut milk ice cream" I will always be excited. That shit is delicious 🤤

I just meant that the term "intellectually gifted" is meaningless without context, but to each his own I suppose

Unless you can give me an exact specific definition of what "intellectually gifted" means in this context then all of this is just meaningless bullshit.

You guys need something to materialize in front of you to be terrified? I swear kids these days just want everything handed to them... All I need to be terrified is some old fashioned crippling self doubt and financial insecurity, and I'm better for it!