When I unlock my mothers phone
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    Are you 12?

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    Delicious rule
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    Tastes like it, though.

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  • Is there a way to use a vpn on one network card, and use a second network card for a regular connection?
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    Even if that's the case, the whole thing made no sense until you corrected it. Now it does.

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  • Is there a way to use a vpn on one network card, and use a second network card for a regular connection?
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    Bro. Get a handle on the difference between "your" and "you're." Even if English is a second language, it's worth knowing.

    Now everything makes sense.

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    Nevar Forget
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    Don't you think clowns are a little overdone?

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  • Mature Adult
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    I can't wait for the POV thing to stop. Nobody seems to know or care that it's not what POV means.

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  • Hamas leader Yahya Sinwar killed in surprise encounter with Israeli forces
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    Nobody's arguing that. His death being good and the continued eradication of the Palestinian people by the IDF and Israeli state can coexist.

    To be perfectly clear, since this is the internet and people can't seem to have two concepts in their minds at once: The genocide of the Palestinian people needs to stop.

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    'Towns are gone': In Helene-devastated Asheville, NC, volunteers battle misinformation and 'apocalyptic' wreckage
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    Yes, dude. I know. I was a mechanic for a long time. It's still not intelligent.

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  • Kamala Harris "dominated" Bret Baier in Fox News interview—GOP speechwriter
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    Surprisingly, Rogan has been giving her credit, in as much as he's capable of that. Heard some clips of him praising her performance and how much she got Trump.

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    'Towns are gone': In Helene-devastated Asheville, NC, volunteers battle misinformation and 'apocalyptic' wreckage
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    The one in back smoking a ciggie while carrying two cans of gas seems a bit dumb. Yes, I do know it's super unlikely... but it screams Darwin Awards to me.

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  • Overseas US voters get ignored by political campaigns but could be crucial supporters
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    My good friend who is dual citizen living in France has been freaking out about this election. He's only one of many abroad, but he's definitely not sitting this one out.

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    Reminds me of the old website for Microsoft Exchange support... expertsexchange.com

    Eventually they hyphenated it.

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  • Trump, 78, says ‘only stupid people put old’ people in top federal roles
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    Then what you want is term limits.

    I don't like Trump, but I get his point. It's the same argument he makes about taxing the rich. Guess who has the power to fix that, too?

    People in power rarely make laws to limit themselves.

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  • Good-Bite [Litterbox Comics]
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    I'm getting down voted to hell for saying that in a reply below. People are weird.

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    Maybe your expectations. There was no suspension of plot or conclusion or anything "absurd" about this. It started absurd with the zombie cats and basically didn't establish anything weirder. The zombie cat under the bed wasn't even a living cat, which would have added a juxtaposition.

    Not humorous.

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  • When you have more books than wood for shelves...
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    This post is the lemmy equivalent of the books in that shelf, seeing as this was posted reddit and it's just propping up content here.

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  • US warns Israel that failure to increase aid to Gaza could have 'implications'
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    Blinken has lost all credibility. Period.

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  • I get it; we're all tired. Exhausted, even. Getting up, dealing with humans, making your way through traffic, navigating social complexities, etc., all suck. Being disconnected, unwilling or unmotivated to engage, or just out of it adds to the morass of shit. I am tired of people who don't bother to try. To me, these people just make things more unbearable.

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    In case anyone in Seattle wants something to do on Christmas Eve's Eve, my band is playing a show at one of the coolest dive bars in town: The Streamline. We're lucky to have Dead Bars playing with us - they're rad as fuck. In addition, Kelsey Hoffman is a very talented vocalist, and Johan are a pair of lovely women singing devilish songs.

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    I've had this duck wand for years. So far, I can't control any ducks with it, but it's a very fine example of a stick.

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    https://i.imgur.com/Ooobvoz.png

    My 914. This is my second one. I've also had a few busses, a 68 Beetle, 74 Ghia (I gave that to my dad), and some non VW air-cooled. This one has been my favorite to date.

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    Cheesin' blep
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