It started with prunes and cottage cheese. That's already bottom of the barrel right there.

It would change my mind about ever spending time with this person ever again.

Ja

On April 15, nothing happened.

Neither. One would surely make it significantly worse, though.

Add some more mozzarella on top

This is your brain on Chick-Fil-A.

This is why I give my children a bill for the past year on each birthday, starting from their first. Those deadbeat ingrates still owe me hundreds of thousands.

The good news is that the thief has been taking good care of your car.

Thanks for the circle, I almost missed it.

How did you get this picture of my orange boy

Oh, I didn't forget.

Your dog and I have a lot in common

Root beer?

It's all fun and games until he starts sleeping with his weed dealer

These are the voyages

Crystal has a less harsh flavor than Tabasco and Frank's. They're all similar, of course, but there are subtle variations; thus, in my opinion, they each have different applications.

You might call it "Buffalo style" since it's commonly the primary component of Buffalo sauce.

Tabasco and Crystal are classic southern hot sauces.

This is so clever.

A strong acidic zing is missing from a lot of dishes.

Generally I keep white vinegar around specifically for its chemical properties rather than its flavor, though.