I saw someone make these on YouTube shorts the other day, what a cute and clever idea and they came out great!

You’re telling me ham isn’t anywhere in there? 🤔

That was fucking horrifying. What a terrible day to have eyes.

Him ending the video with “it’s very good” breaks my brain.

I love the leak in the other room. Get ready to reset the counter folks!

He’s high as balls

IIRC, on Reddit, this community was for general live streaming content, not necessarily fails. I suspect that’s what’s going on here.

If I’m waking up at 5:30am and not drinking caffeine for 90 minutes, I’m definitely mourning.

until next time

I kind of wonder if this is Automator recording. I just tried recording a new workflow with Automator and it didn’t look quite like that though. I’m on 14.6, so that might also be why.

I suspect the ultimate destination for these turtles was “being consumed” vs being a pet.

It’s going well

Thanks for continuing to post Shel Silverstein. My mom used to read “where the sidewalk ends” to me when I was younger and I always loved it.

I’m not subbed, but it looks like your post federated OK.

I found this particularly funny. It wasn’t like a funny accidental thing. Dude was trying to mate with the bird.

In September 2004, Walnut arrived at NZCBI’s Virginia campus, where scientists regularly breed cranes that have behavioral or physical limitations by using assisted reproduction techniques, including artificial insemination. By observing and mimicking how NZCBI’s male white-naped cranes interacted with their mates during breeding season, bird keeper Chris Crowe gained Walnut’s elusive trust. He pair-bonded with her by flapping his arms in a manner similar to the species’ unison dance, offered her nesting materials and brought her food. Once she was receptive to breeding, Crowe was able to use sperm collected from a male crane to artificially inseminate Walnut without the need for physical restraint

They had 8 chicks together.

I’m not thinking about it, but it’s one of my favorites yet. I was a little worried the last time I saw fish that it was a call for help.

Toss some fruit and meat on there and it’s $25 in the new gastropub downtown.

callback executed

💃

Unmatched pleasure in your T zone (the area of the keyboard with the letter T)

This is how we will get the community on our side!

Eh, I’m partial to Baja Blast Cytosol. Original just isn’t it.