8 October 2024
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    UtMan1988
    2w ago 100%

    I worked hard for my little box! All my favorite stuff is there! Even when I go touch grass, pretty soon I miss my little box. My little box is my favorite place to be!

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  • to delete this video from the internet
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    UtMan1988
    2mo ago 61%

    I mean, I get what you're going at, but she does hold a PhD in cultural studies, and she did put in a lot of effort to get in. It's very possible, too, that, in an arena so different than what she's used to, she choked. A lot of the hate goes above and beyond with death threats and claims she should kill herself, and nobody deserves that.

    For how goofy it was, and the memes that have come from it, she's earned my respect and thanks for bringing a little, albeit unintentional, joy to my life.

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  • I had the baby blue one. This was taken circa 2007

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    Putin calls for international scheme promoting 'Russian values'
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    UtMan1988
    2mo ago 100%

    Woodrow Wilson already did this after WWI, and is kinda the figurehead behind a lot of toxic American "we're the best, so you all should be like us" nationalism.

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  • maple beans rule
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    UtMan1988
    3mo ago 100%

    You're going to spend all that time photo shopping a woman with beans in her hair, but you're not going to use a still of Anne Margaret from the movie "Tommy"? The only woman to look hot while covered in beans, chocolate, and soap simultaneously? You primate!?!?

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  • The Eternal Mysteries
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    UtMan1988
    3mo ago 100%

    Stick.

    In a duel between 2 people, if both take the rock, both will be hit by rocks. If 1 person has the stick and the other has the rock, one person has a chance, however small, to deflect the rock and hit the unarmed assailant.

    If both take the stick, get a camera.

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    Stupid Food UtMan1988 3mo ago 86%
    Posted unironically on a Keto Facebook page...

    I'll just die, thanks.

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    pics UtMan1988 5mo ago 92%
    Sucks to suck!

    Found in the wild in Tennessee

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    A fun reason to explain to the cop why you're speeding.

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    I work as a contractor, been working here for 9 years, had the same contract company all that time... Except until recently when the contract came up for bid and the old company was outbid by another. Lucky for me, they're keeping all the same people, positions, and whatnot. I like my job, I look forward to the change, I just want to keep things updated. So, with the change, though, they're making go through the whole hiring process anew, which blows. I'm wondering how I should update my resume, when, basically, my position and responsibilities stay the same, but the company/contract has changed?

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    My wife, a vet tech, has a hospital patient named "Stephanie." It's a dog. We're both grossed out by this name. What are some others?

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