Vagabondshad 9mo ago • 96%
Me: fireball isn't the answer to everything
My son: No?
Me: No. Fireball is the question.
Son: Fireball is the question?
Me: Fireball is the question and the answer is yes
Vagabondshad 9mo ago • 100%
I feel like Pizza Possum would fit in with goblin games
I once had a player that wanted a Decanter of Endless Water just to waterboard people 😳
Vagabondshad 9mo ago • 100%
A cannon seems redundant as most vampire lore allows them to fly or transform into something enabling flight. Maybe a cannon is for rapid deployment of vampires? The question then is how do you prevent immolation during firing?
Vagabondshad 9mo ago • 100%
Ugh too true
Vagabondshad 9mo ago • 100%
Yep Ancient Egyptians used crocodile dung among other things.
And now you know
Vagabondshad 9mo ago • 100%
🎶 I am the very model of a scientist Salarian
Vagabondshad 9mo ago • 100%
Best to worst what? Player type? Star Wars character? As long as the player type vibes with the table it's all good. As far as Star Wars characters Hondo and Chopper are two of my favs.
Vagabondshad 9mo ago • 100%
Eventually he goes that route but not till much later we he hooks up with Ventress
Vagabondshad 9mo ago • 100%
As I've seen before, there's only 2 best ways to act alongside Muppets:
- Michael Cain method- they are the same as human costars and I will play this as seriously as a car wreck
Or
- Tim Curry method- this is a muppet film and I will act like I myself am a muppet, no silliness is too silly
Vagabondshad 9mo ago • 100%
"Hide behind the mound of dead bards!"
Vagabondshad 9mo ago • 100%
Proficient in "what did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP"
Vagabondshad 10mo ago • 100%
Maybe it's supposed to be butter and jelly/jam/preserves? Idk maybe it's an attempt to infiltrate by extra-planer beings
Vagabondshad 10mo ago • 100%
As a native speaker I will use the very specific Baltimore MD accent on certain NPCs
Vagabondshad 11mo ago • 100%
Clearly the "cat" is an Elder Silver Wyrm in disguise
Vagabondshad 11mo ago • 92%
I'll see your Pythagorean Theorem range question and raise you a Feramt's Last Theorem based magic puzzle/lock/trap (laughs in maths)
Vagabondshad 11mo ago • 100%
Karlach is the exception.
Vagabondshad 11mo ago • 100%
At some point the bard will get out and then they'll be 🎶 Coming out of my cage and I'm doing just fine... 🎶
I'm sorry, I'll see myself out
Vagabondshad 12mo ago • 100%
"I thought you said your blink dog did not bite!"
"That is not my blink dog"
The real, true hero of the show
Vagabondshad 1y ago • 100%
I'll let you know if I find it, you do the same deal? 👍