No one ever asked her to start, either.

Take a second to remind yourself that if "this is one of the most coherent thing's he's said," how far the bar has been lowered for him and this behavior.

"It's not fair to pick on him for this, he completed a full sentence!" Oh, well whoopity-fucking-doo for him.

I got married even though it meant waiting for every restaurant meal to be photographed and posted to Instagram before I could take a bite.

So was this an endorsement, or what?

Good: Off work tomorrow because my wife is doing her US naturalization / oath of citizenship ceremony and then we're spending the weekend on a paddling/camping trip.

Bad: Grandma was diagnosed with bowel cancer and has less than 6 months to live.

I would rather not.

Those are metric, it's actually even better HD than America.

You're not wrong, some of those are a stretch.

You're right, it is the perfect time for a reboot!

Well, halfway through the season and things still haven't clicked for me. I hope things bounce back in Series 19 but I'm going to sit out the rest of this one.

Going to attempt to fix the wobbly stairs on my back deck despite not having any of the tools or experience necessary to do so.

My grandpa drank 14 cans of Diet Pepsi and a box of Milkbone dog treats when he had the Alzheimer's.

You gonna do all that without even reversing the polarity of the deflector dish? Your funeral, man.

My low expectations for this iteration just got lower. Thankfully I have a long-running FM24 save that's still feeding my addiction.

I have a certain "go with the flow"-ness that helps me glide through.

Hard to find list that differentiates between "strongest hurricane" and "hurricane that caused the most damage," but I think this article has it.

If God wanted those citizens to afford property, homes, or rent, they would have been born rich.

Hate my job. Hate it, hate it, don't like it. People tell me I'm doing good at it, but I never get any good feeling from it like, "I resolved this issue and things will be better in the future," like I got in my old position. This is just more of the same BS every day. I think something is resolved and then surprise, not resolved, still BS. Afraid I may be Peter Principled.

But I can't think of anything else I'm quified to do that pays as well.

Because you don't want to make a sequel at all but the studio forces you to, so fuck it.

I go as quick as I can, but I have to stop for a cigarette between each batch.