brown567 12h ago • 100%
I'll have you know that there are several states that no longer practice slavery, thank you very much! XD
brown567 12h ago • 100%
Remember, take extra care not to forget capitalization and formatting, spelling Jell-O™ as jello, for instance, greatly increases the risk of genericization
brown567 12h ago • 100%
They were, about 3 years prior: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triangle_Shirtwaist_Factory_fire
brown567 12h ago • 100%
Memes and genes!
brown567 15h ago • 100%
Three and four hundred fifteen quintillion five hundred ninety two quadrillion six hundred fifty three trillion five hundred eighty nine billion seven hundred ninety three million two hundred thirty eight thousand four hundred sixty three sextillionths
Is less than ten
brown567 4d ago • 100%
Hubris
brown567 4d ago • 100%
Makes it sound like someone dropped a round while reloading and it fell on him XD
brown567 4d ago • 100%
I can add an unfortunate example in the opposite direction: I've been having trouble getting my prescription filled so I haven't had my meds for more than a month
My handwriting has deteriorated observably (my phone is actually having trouble recognizing my swipe-typing gestures, too) and my living space is in shambles. Fuck the DEA.
brown567 4d ago • 91%
Spiders are the bugs I have a problem with XD
(Preemptive) Stow your prescriptivist semantics, pendants! Spiders are bugs because I say so
brown567 5d ago • 100%
Yeah, I thought that even made it to the English translation in Diamond/Pearl?
I know they changed it for BD/SP
brown567 6d ago • 100%
I'm a sucker for fruity pebbles (I actually prefer the malt-o-meal bag version)
brown567 6d ago • 93%
brown567 1w ago • 100%
Breakfast cereal
My wife and I both agree that it's a dessert, not a food XD
brown567 1w ago • 100%
If buying isn't owning, piracy isn't stealing!
brown567 2w ago • 100%
That's based on the assumption that the two angles in the middle add up to 180, which can't be assumed by inspection alone as demonstrated by the visibly square 80° angle
Learning about dielectric waveguides in my EM propagation class, we got to the GH effect and I had to make this =)
(Mods, if it's not okay to repost, I'll happily delete it)
I would much prefer this piece of shit die in obscurity, thanks
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![Do you want fries with that? Krispy Kreme donuts are coming to McDonald's](https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/529261f6-feaf-4147-8136-d2079cf6475a.jpeg)
Might be a repost, half my memes are from here 🤷♂️
Happened to catch this at the exact number of upvotes/comments
App chose a poor place to cut off the sentence XD
A while ago, my D&D group had a lengthy debate about what would happen if you cast invisibility on someone holding a torch In other news, today I saw someone wearing a camo jacket and a high-visibility vest, so I either have an answer or more questions