cloventt 1mo ago • 100%
Hooker with a Penis in my ass
whelp
cloventt 2mo ago • 100%
Sounds cool, but I can guarantee some mobster would come and get it back one way or the other. I’d rather reach some agreement with Police to donate the money to the Drug Foundation or something similar. And do that very publicly. And then move house.
cloventt 2mo ago • 100%
This joke doesn’t work, aussies don’t call it a check, they call it a bill.
cloventt 3mo ago • 100%
2045: We are now in receivership as the impact of the Climate Wars and collapse of the global food supply means we can no longer fly. Wellington airport is 2 feet underwater anyway.
cloventt 3mo ago • 100%
Perhaps they could consider setting new targets before axing the old ones?
cloventt 5mo ago • 100%
Should be the end of his political career. It won’t be though.
cloventt 6mo ago • 100%
Not sure I believe these store owners. Feels a bit like they’re just putting the boot in on a perceived enemy.
“Power imbalance”, lmao. She’s in your store, on your property, you can just trespass her if you want. What a joke.
cloventt 7mo ago • 100%
Yeah this was highlighted at the Ōtautahi rally.
The US military alone emits more CO2 than most countries. War and genocide are bad for the climate, as well as for humanity.
Will Appleby from SAFE pointed out that live animal exports are not only cruel, but they contribute to global carbon emissions.
Rolling back oil and gas bans is going to increase emissions, and those sources won’t even be online for another 10 years. The fast-track proposal is about silencing the majority that don’t want more oil and gas exploration.
All of these issues intersect in some way, and all of them need to be addressed.
I thought the messaging was pretty clear to be honest.
cloventt 7mo ago • 100%
Seems like an overtly political - not religious - action. Hopefully they once again lose their tax-exempt status.
cloventt 7mo ago • 100%
Prosecute this as the hate crime that it is.
cloventt 8mo ago • 100%
Poor old Mr Luxon can’t handle living in a house that is at about the same standard as the thousands of slumlord rentals on the market. What a surprise. Can we expect his government to improve rental conditions, or is everyone else also expected to go live in their mortgage-free apartment instead?
Problem solved.
cloventt 9mo ago • 100%
What an absolute legend. Give him a medal.
cloventt 9mo ago • 100%
Definitely not a good look. Not quite as serious as assaulting a child with a bed leg. Or abusing airline staff. Or diddling kids.
cloventt 9mo ago • 100%
I think as a list MP, if she resigns then someone else from the list replaces her. Pretty shitty behaviour but obviously there is a complete lack of information on what actually happened.
cloventt 9mo ago • 100%
Got a gull stuck in the decorative grill on the front of our office once. Spent the whole morning shrieking, seemed like he was stuck. Called the council, SPCA, building owner, nobody wanted to help.
Then after a few hours the bastard quite calmly hopped up and flew out.
That gull was a dick. We named him Greg.
cloventt 11mo ago • 100%
Better to ask forgiveness rather than permission.
Edit: how did I get that backwards?
cloventt 11mo ago • 66%
Nitrates in drinking water are linked to cancer and birth defects. In high-enough concentrations it can trigger blue-baby syndrome, which can straight-up kill babies.
cloventt 11mo ago • 85%
Got an email advertising cyber monday sales on firewood. Yup, logs of wood. For cyber monday.
National’s unaffordable tax cuts to be funded by… (checks notes) …giving more people lung cancer.
Seymour is gonna make it legal again!
Glad to hear that Police are taking the safety of our Muslim and Jewish whanau seriously.
“Artist’s impression” is really stretching the definition of “artist” on this one.
Oh good lord, John Oliver has some clout. Who did you vote for?