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Enver Halil Hoxha - New General Megathread for the 16th-17th of October 2024
  • quarrk quarrk 3d ago 100%

    From a memoir by one of Marx’s friends

    “The greatest treat was a general donkey riding. That was a mad laughing and whooping! And those ludicrous scenes! And how Marx amused himself and us. Us he amused twofold: by his more than primitive art of riding and by the fanatic zeal with which he affirmed his skill in this art. The skill consisted in having once taken riding lessons while a student. Engels contended that he had not gotten beyond the third lesson, and in taking a ride once in a score of years during his visits to Manchester in company with Engels on the back of a demure Rosinante, probably the great-grandcolt of the lamblike mare that the ‘old Fritz’ had once upon a time given to the good Gellert.”

    Maya Angelou also puts it well when asked what should be remembered about Malcolm X: “he had an incredible sense of humor.”

    Great people are often remembered as very serious, and a piece of their humanity is lost

    It’s like how

    ::: spoiler Avatar spoilers people who didn’t know Avatar Aang don’t realize how much of a goofball he was :::

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  • Firefox Zero-Day Under Attack: Update Your Browser Immediately (a week ago, those who autoupdate are fine)
  • quarrk quarrk 4d ago 100%

    Windows was the largest and it sucked at security. It’s better today but the reputation is still well deserved.

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  • Hmm,
  • quarrk quarrk 4d ago 100%

    Annoying person manufacturing process

    Step 1: Load paper into paper tray

    xi-vote

    Step 2: Print (Ctrl + P)

    xi-button

    Step 3: Receive WMDs

    kubrick-stare kubrick-stare kubrick-stare kubrick-stare kubrick-stare kubrick-stare kubrick-stare kubrick-stare kubrick-stare kubrick-stare

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  • The Midwesterner's ultimate nightmare
  • quarrk quarrk 1w ago 100%

    But why nude models?

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  • In a surprise to no one except those that stay on LinkedIn like it’s a second job…
  • quarrk quarrk 1w ago 100%

    Just like that chess robot that actually just had a grandmaster playing inside the cabinet

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  • An r/neoliberal user goes through the most horrific experience imaginable
  • quarrk quarrk 1w ago 100%

    “The.” Oh you don’t know which war was “the”? Shame. Sounds like someone hasn’t been keeping up with their news.

    Obviously, “the” war is the one most prominently covered by US media. The other ones are only sparkling wars.

    /s

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  • Biden announces 10-year deadline to remove all lead pipes nationwide
  • quarrk quarrk 2w ago 100%

    AFAIK asbestos is not a problem at all until and unless you tear it apart. In that case it will be expensive to do it safely. But not a problem to use while the asbestos is encapsulated in the building materials.

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  • Now we got hurricanes going Ultra Instinct because we've turned the Gulf into a jacuzzi.
  • quarrk quarrk 2w ago 100%

    The best I could find with some research was the Dvorak Technique used to measure cyclone intensity from visible and infrared images.

    Also from Wikipedia:

    While typical mature storms have eyes that are a few dozen miles across, rapidly intensifyingstorms can develop an extremely small, clear, and circular eye, sometimes referred to as a pinhole eye. Storms with pinhole eyes are prone to large fluctuations in intensity, and provide difficulties and frustrations for forecasters.[7]

    Lastly I would guess it has to do with plain angular momentum. A cyclone that contracts will spin faster, if angular momentum is constant, in the same way that a figure skater speeds up when they tuck in their arms.

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  • 'No Quit Program'
  • quarrk quarrk 2w ago 100%

    If you have insurance in the US, look into Active and Fit Direct.

    It lets you into a network of local gyms on a subscription model with a flat rate. It’s billed by your insurance, so when you want to cancel, you just ask your insurance. You never have to interface with the gym at all for billing matters.

    I never personally used it since I moved away, but did look into it and heard good things.

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  • "Initials" by "Florian Körner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian Körnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearLA
    languagelearning quarrk 2w ago 100%
    tag yourself. I'm insinööri
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    R3ddit with more dogshit takes
  • quarrk quarrk 2w ago 100%

    American slaveowners did too

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  • Nothing makes me feel more useless or hopeless than job hunting
  • quarrk quarrk 3w ago 100%

    Job-hunting depression is complemented by the false ego boosting that occurs while you’re employed or studying.

    When you’re “in”, you are encouraged to overestimate your own contribution to the economy/world. No one keeps each other in check. Then when you’re unemployed, you are forced to confront the reality of your position as a replaceable laborer. Mere personnel. It’s like this at every level, people lying to themselves and each other about their importance, and denigrating the unemployed in order to solidify their own tenuous position.

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  • I want to leave Burgerland.
  • quarrk quarrk 4w ago 100%

    What sort of life are you looking for? Do you want a relatively familiar lifestyle (ie western), English speaking, similar material wealth? Or would you be fine completely changing everything, speaking Spanish or Arabic or Chinese, owning next to nothing, and maybe losing life options but otherwise not being forced into a 9-5 slog.

    Europe has a lot of problems, and your experience will vary a lot depending on the country. But it will be an easier transition for an American compared with idk, Honduras or China. And although Europe sucks in a lot of ways, it is better in certain key areas. More walkable cities, little to no second amendment gun nuts, more consumer protections, more vacation, etc. Of course as a tankie I understand the political and economic limitations of Europe, but practically speaking it is not a bad option for an American.

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  • What's your favorite bass line?
  • quarrk quarrk 4w ago 100%

    I love a good bass line, so I’m lookin forward to seeing some suggestions here

    Most of the discography by Men I Trust has a dynamic bass line. For example, Lauren

    Most songs by the The Smiths; for example, This Night Has Opened My Eyes

    Parquet Courts - Before the Water Gets Too High

    Tame Impala - The Less I Know the Better

    Thee Sacred Souls - Will I See You Again?

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  • Microsoft deal would reopen Three Mile Island nuclear plant to power AI
  • quarrk quarrk 4w ago 100%

    Microsoft is also pursuing power from nuclear fusion, a potentially abundant, cheap and clean form of electricity that scientists have been trying to develop for decades — and most say is still a decade or more away from generating electricity. Microsoft has signed a contract to purchase fusion energy from a start-up that claims it can deliver it by 2028.

    Lmao what a way to close out the article

    I mean, if the AI arms race gets us over the hurdle for cheap fusion energy in the next three years, then I will consider AI to be a net positive for humanity. But I’m not holding my breath.

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  • Lawyers arguing Marcellus Williams case at Mo. Supreme Court one day before his execution
  • quarrk quarrk 4w ago 100%

    Mirror since the original doesn’t like adblockers

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  • I genuinely never thought this type of scum existed.
  • quarrk quarrk 4w ago 96%

    Finns still fantasize about restoring Finland to its former glory

    The northeastern red area on the map (Petsamo) is known as a lost arm of the Finnish Maiden

    https://bigthink.com/strange-maps/473-a-map-of-one-arm-waving-suomi-neito/

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  • tankie.tube

    I have nowhere better to put this

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    I’m always self conscious on public transit when I’m scrolling past dozens of huge emojis of Joker Marx and the pig with digestive issues

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    https://www.tiktok.com/@matthew.rein/video/7406905717694745886

    Please vote by following your preferred candidate (who should be Not Trump) on the app that we are in the process of banning. Thank you.

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2H4l9RpkwM

    Not exactly an obscure song, but even 20 years later this song + anime music video still slap.

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    https://www.tiktok.com/@harrisonfrazee/video/7407102792000703786

    Pro tip: don’t not be a white man if you try this

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    This man is just fascinating to watch When I first tuned in, he was ranting about neocons and their adventurism, and I was a bit surprised since I agree with that Then he said Germany should stop supporting the war in Ukraine, and it doesn’t help Germany to just be a US base. Agree … because “a strong Germany is the best defense against Russia” 🤨 Something something, Kamala is going to let BRICS happen and that’s bad Just all over the place lol

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2And9HmTPw0

    tl;dw he had a “flat affect” after his daughter died because he was autistic, not because he was a murderer

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    this is going to be extremely vague. I just have this melody stuck in my head and I can't figure out what it is from. These four notes are the primary motif for the rest of the song if I remember right. I think these notes are approximately right, going by this virtual keyboard: https://www.onlinepianist.com/virtual-piano C2 (half note) E5 (half note) G4 (half note) F4 (whole note) repeat. Or on the virtual keyboard, with "max keys" turned on, it's the keys 1-f-o-i Anyone know what this song is?

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    "Initials" by "Florian Körner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian Körnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearAG
    agitprop quarrk 2mo ago 84%
    I'm Speaking

    cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/3183162 > Kid Killer Kamala > > from https://xcancel.com/ASE/status/1821919484757864464

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    Not to humblebrag but I’m not online enough to know the details of the likely struggle sessions that have already occurred relating to this (Hexbear or elsewhere) I’m reading _Racial Formation in the United States_, and it makes frequent use of latin@. But to me it just seems really awkward/forced. Just use latine? Or, if one insists on using a combo letter, maybe at least something like the Swedish å? Or instead of trying to change the language, just divorce any correlation between human gender and word gender by selecting either latino or latina to refer to all people. I only have a basic American level ability to speak Spanish so if there are Spanish speakers here with better insight, lemme hear the roasts

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    Race as such, as a category. Been pondering about whether it is something to be abolished in the same sense as one might speak of gender abolition or class abolition. Looking for refinement on this thought if possible. Thanks!

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    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Key_events_of_the_20th_century#The_Russian_Revolution_and_Communism Footnote 19: https://scholarworks.gvsu.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1169&context=honorsprojects The whole section of the Wiki article is regurgitated bad history, but citing a literal rando is low even for Wikipedia

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