1. Is it one of those militarism holidays? If not, 2. Is something horrific happening in the news? *(Checks news headlines)* If not, 3. Is it the weekend? Maybe there’s a sports game. Somehow sports games are considered a good use of military jets. 4. I hope I never start expecting bombs when I hear them. 5. Maybe whatever horrific event is happening has had time to reach the news now. *(Checks the headlines again.)* The only reason I’d know a military jet is it usually is a militarism holiday when you hear fwooosh and some jet is going fast and low. Or there will be more than one. If there is a different community I should have posted this in that still has a fair number of subscribers, let me know.