[alt text: Text that says, "The kids think they're getting delicious candy... but it's really 64GB of banned books." Below the text is a photo of three candy bars. Each candy bar has been half-unwrapped and broken in half, and each candy bar has a USB 2.0 plug sticking out of it.]

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  • theangriestbird theangriestbird 3d ago 100%

    Google takes the nuclear option

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  • Analogue’s 4K Nintendo 64 launches next year for $249
  • theangriestbird theangriestbird 4d ago 100%

    Same reason emulators are allowed. As long as the emulator doesn't use Nintendo's literal software/hardware or schematics, and as long as the emulator doesn't traffic in illegal file-sharing, it is allowed. Or at least, it exists in a legal grey area. And Analogue's pitch is original hardware, essentially rebuilt from scratch using FPGA technology. You still need actual Nintendo 64 carts to use this device. Or at least, that is how it is marketed.

    I think the recent emulator shutdowns by Nintendo were more about software piracy. The devs knew that their emulators were being used to play unreleased Nintendo games. The emulators themselves may have been safe and legal, but the devs are mostly just volunteers, or small time operations running on a patreon. As soon as Nintendo applied even the smallest amount of pressure, the devs caved, because they don't want to spend their entire life savings and then some trying to defend software piracy on principle. Me thinks that Analogue would actually put up a fight if Nintendo tried anything, and that's why Nintendo doesn't try anything.

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  • [alt text: a photo of a man relaxing in a chair on a patio, next to a table with a closed umbrella in the middle. The umbrella is casting a shadow on the man from an angle that makes it look like the shadow is the man's comically-large and erect penis.]

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    US warns Israel to boost humanitarian aid into Gaza or risk losing weapons funding
  • theangriestbird theangriestbird 5d ago 100%

    The emptiest threat in modern history. Everyone the world over knows that if the US cared about Palestinians enough to cut weapons funding, they would have done it months ago.

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  • Game composer Nobuo Uematsu will retire after Fantasian's console launch
  • theangriestbird theangriestbird 5d ago 100%

    Do you think Square will be more or less anal about copyright on Final Fantasy music after Uematsu retires?

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  • [alt text: text that says, "The last thing you see when your parachute fails to open". Below the text is a photo of the lid of a spice jar. The lid is labeled: "GROUND CUMIN".]

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    [alt text: a tweet by @equine__dentist on twitter. The text of the tweet says, "working retail". Below the text is a screenshot from the videogame Lies of P, which shows the player fighting a boss called "White Lady" with a large health bar underneath her name.]

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    ‘They will vote against Harris’: Arab Americans in Michigan desert Democrats over Gaza
  • theangriestbird theangriestbird 6d ago 100%

    Harris has been given so many warnings that her Gaza policy could cost her the election, and she's been given so many chances to give a little ground on this issue. But at every turn, she keeps shouting her dissenters down, rather than finding ways to invite them into her coalition. Maybe their internal polling is real strong, and she feels confident that she can win without these dissenters. But at this point, if the Dems lose this election, they will have no one to blame but themselves. I hope fascism was worth enabling this genocide.

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  • war... war never goes fast...
  • theangriestbird theangriestbird 6d ago 100%

    Two comments on this post. One about how Sonic will lead the Skynet resistance, and one asking for help from Skynet to make this picture even cooler.

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  • [alt text: a panel from a Sonic the Hedgehog comic book, depicting Sonic using his spin attack to cut a robot in half. There are caption boxes in the panel, which say: "For the first time in his life, Sonic is devoid of humor... For the first time in his life, Sonic truly understands the meaning of WAR..."]

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    [alt text: text that says, "Christopher Columbus discovers the sidewalk, circa 2020, colorized". Below the text is a photo of a statue of Christopher Columbus, which has been knocked down by protesters moments before.]

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    [alt text: an image of a man standing at a self-checkout kiosk. The man has placed his hands on the scanning surface like he is playing a computer game. On the kiosk screen, it can be seen that the man is somehow playing Minecraft on the kiosk.]

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    [alt text: a photo of graffiti writing on a brick wall, which says, "Bitchstopher Colombitch".]

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    Trans activists release 6,000 crickets on transphobic LGB Alliance conference
  • theangriestbird theangriestbird 1w ago 100%

    There it is. Knew there had to be one.

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  • [alt text: a tweet by @maxotunes on twitter. The tweet says, "in the shop straight up 'jorking it' and by 'it', haha, well. let's justr say." Below the text is a vibrant ad for a game called, "MAHJONGUS: Mystery of Fortescue".]

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    [alt text: a tweet by @LinkOfSunshine on twitter. The tweet says: "I love the idea that America developed a weather-controlling superweapon and the only thing they use it for is just to fuck over Florida specifically twice a year"]

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    [alt text: a photo of a dog playing with bubbles in a yard. There is a bubble directly in front of the dog, which makes it look like the dog is trapped inside of the bubble.

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    https://www.npr.org/sections/the-picture-show/2024/10/10/g-s1-27291/photos-hurricane-milton-slams-florida

    ![Brandon Marlow walks through surge waters flooding the street after Hurricane Milton came ashore in the Sarasota area in Fort Myers, Florida.](https://lemm.ee/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fnpr.brightspotcdn.com%2Fdims3%2Fdefault%2Fstrip%2Ffalse%2Fcrop%2F6000x4000%2B0%2B0%2Fresize%2F1100%2Fquality%2F85%2Fformat%2Fwebp%2F%3Furl%3Dhttp%253A%252F%252Fnpr-brightspot.s3.amazonaws.com%252F17%252F62%252Fd3243f1244b2b3724f63cd9cb877%252Fgettyimages-2177692395.jpg)

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    human hands
  • theangriestbird theangriestbird 2w ago 100%

    i'm gargling some right now!

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  • [alt text: a watercolor-style painting of a frog on a black background. The frog has a speech bubble, which says, "You are not alone in this abyssal darkness. I am here, and we shall face the WEDNESDAY as DUDES."]

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    [alt text: a tweet by @jessokfine on twitter. The tweet says, "Every time I talk about milk, I clarify 'not breastmilk.' It's unnecessary and it makes people uncomfortable."]

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    Joe Biden Chose This Catastrophic Path Every Step of the Way
  • theangriestbird theangriestbird 2w ago 100%

    The sale of arms to Israel is a huge stimulus to the American economy. Suddenly cutting that spending would be a blow to the US's economy, which might be part of why it is unappetizing in an election year.

    Now, that isn't to say that the US govt couldn't simply redirect that money into other forms of economic stimulus. But that's more difficult, so that's my answer to your second question.

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  • when Nintendo finally runs out of ideas
  • theangriestbird theangriestbird 2w ago 100%

    You never know with Nintendo. Don't forget that Mario lives in a world where humans look like this:

    So then...what is Mario?

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  • [alt text: text that says, "This is what happens when we drain pumpkins of their spice. Think twice before you order that latte." Below the text is an image of a hand holding a shrunken, dessicated, and moldy pumpkin, which may have had a face carved into it when it was fresh.]

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    [alt text: a photo of a statue of Mario in the process of sliding down a flagpole, as he commonly does at the end of Mario levels. The statue is placed in the video game section of a a supermarket. In front of the statue, there are multiple human hands holding up wads of US dollar bills towards Mario.]

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    [alt text: text that says: "boss: *kills me for the 20th time & takes me back to the unskippable cutscene before the battle* boss: 'You're finally here'. me: 'UrFiNaLIY hEaR' (in a mocking voice)" Below the text is an image of the Mocking SpongeBob meme, which shows Spongebob acting like a chicken.

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    Silent Hill 2 (2024) Review Thread
  • theangriestbird theangriestbird 2w ago 100%

    how tf there only 2 comments in this thread? Y'all this is SILENT HILL TWO and it's scoring WELL I guess my reason is horror games aren't really my cup of tea. but this is a BIG DEAL!

    Edit: here's a key passage from the Eurogamer review that is hype:

    The original game was both combat-light and a little short, and Bloober has addressed both these issues head-on. For the latter, the remake has opened up a slew of new landmarks for us to explore, so I devoted a lot of time picking through the streets of Silent Hill, revelling in the new-found freedom of being able to visit shops and buildings that had hitherto been out of bounds for us. This, coupled with longer levels and more places to visit, more than doubles the original eight-ish hour run-time.

    As for combat? Well, be careful what you wish for, I guess. Silent Hill 2 was outrageously easy, even on its hardest difficulty, and Bloober's edition is not. The good news is Remake doesn't exactly make combat central to the experience (at least, not on standard difficulty). But it sure does make it harder to adopt the typical survival horror strat of run-away-run-away-run-away. Because of its claustrophobic tight spaces and nooks and crannies, it's incredibly difficult to retreat from a fight, and there is essentially no meaningful way to stealth around the place, either. On top of that, most boss battles - they are all here, as well as a surprise or two - will deplete your ammo reserves with ruthless efficiency. It's also often tough to finish off foes without taking damage yourself as a result, burning through your ever-dwindling medical supplies. (Yes, Lying Figures spewing toxic vomit in your death throes - I'm looking at you.)

    They took a legendary game and made it better. Props to Bloober team, guess they still got it.

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  • Perfect 10
  • theangriestbird theangriestbird 2w ago 100%

    fair! i guess i'm just saying, often when i am doing alt text, i feel a pressure from the community to get the name of every character and media reference correct, even if i am not familiar with the referenced media. I'm not sure what the correct way is to indicate that you aren't trying to be critical, but I'm just putting that out there as a thing to be mindful of.

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  • [Fan Art] Super Smash Bros. Poster by Marinko Milosevski
  • theangriestbird theangriestbird 2w ago 100%

    The OG roster, too! so sick!

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  • Perfect 10
  • theangriestbird theangriestbird 2w ago 100%

    exactly my point!

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  • Perfect 10
  • theangriestbird theangriestbird 2w ago 100%

    i'm fairly sure Lally is sharing and didn't create the original meme. if it was that critical to the joke, the OP should have added in the caption from that frame of the show. If they did, I'm sure Lally would have included it in the alt text. As it is, a lot of people who see the meme without the aid of alt text might not get that part of the joke, so the alt text is doing a fine job of describing the image as it is.

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  • Perfect 10
  • theangriestbird theangriestbird 2w ago 100%

    I try to make my alt text include the source media if i can, but i don't think it necessarily ruins the joke of the post just bc the alt text doesn't say, "This is the character Eleanor Shellstrop from the show The Good Place"

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  • 'Jaw-dropping': Law professor 'Wowed' 25 times reading Special Counsel Jack Smith's latest filing against former U.S. President Trump
  • theangriestbird theangriestbird 2w ago 100%

    "What stands out most clearly is that the Supreme Court, despite its effort to protect the former president and to erect a hurdle that was almost sky-high, made clear that it is possible to overcome that hurdle by specific proof that the former president, in his capacity as office-seeker, private capacity … sought to overturn an election that he knew he had lost,” said Tribe.

    Idk, at this point I feel like this Supreme Court can and will erect any hurdle they like to advance their conservative agenda and protect their corrupted power.

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  • always be on alert!
  • theangriestbird theangriestbird 2w ago 100%

    i have never pretended to be posting OC. Just posting content that is new to beehaw. Also, likely the first time this comic has had human-generated alt text! I try to be "additive" in that way, at least.

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  • [alt text: a 4-panel comic by @ttonyesp. The first panel shows a woman peaking out from an apartment kitchen and saying, "Love, where's the trash can?" The second panel shows a man sitting on a couch and replying, "Under the sink." The third panel shows the same man looking confused, and saying, "Wait, I'm not married." The fourth and final panel shows the man unmasking the woman while saying, "A, HA!", to reveal that the woman was a raccoon in a human suit. It appears that the raccoon was in the process of digging through the trash can before being unmasked.]

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