We worked so hard to build a little house together 🎶

Pictures for Sad Children was a great webcomic. Thank you for posting these.

Install the Aurora Watch app and set it to notify you when the odds are high. That’s how I saw it last night!

What I really need is a droid who speaks the binary language of moisture vaporators.

Quite the opposite - LinkedIn will let you use AI to generate cover letters and rewrite your CV, but you have to pay LinkedIn for that privilege. They’re not taking a moral position here, but rather protecting their business.

You’re on the wrong part of the Internet for that. Try Facebook or Instagram to learn more about Arch Linux.

Ha, sucker, you think your non-Internet-connected lightbulbs make you safe? My Internet-connected lightbulbs have sent my online-car to wardrive your neighbourhood and sniff your Zigbee network!

…if you see my car please tell it to come back to me, I need to go to the shops…

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

Bye, Melania!

He’s a doctor, not a walking clothes horse.

Whoa, slow down there bruv! Rape jokes aren’t ok - that Roomba can’t consent!

She wrote real-person erotic fanfic about her sister?

Straight to jail.

Florida survived 😣

He was. He’s a boss now.

A touch of Cygnus Spaceworks to the design.

It’ll all be over before nuclear Christmas!

That was my first thought as well. I thought I’d try the first 10 minutes to get a sense of it.

Anyway, four hours later…

It’s not safe to be where the cats change colour.

There are two main types of data retention policy:

• Retain everything to protect the company when the staff do something dodgy.
• Delete everything to protect management when management do something dodgy.

It’s a little more nuanced than that, of course, but in broad strokes that’s how I’ve seen it play out. Does the company want to pin the blame on somebody or shrug and say “we have no idea how that can have happened, guess we need to forget about it.”

Maybe it was born with it.